Jokes - Laughter for a Happy Life

All the jokes are just for fun, so that one can laugh heartily and get relieved from their stress, it is not intended on anyone or to hurt anyone. Laughter Bhai is just a fictional character, and not the name of any real person, used to create the jokes.

Laugh Heartily and merrily to relive your stress to lead a happy life.

Laughter Bhai : I think that girl is deaf...
Friend : How do you know?
Laughter Bhai : I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Laughter Bhai: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Laughter Bhai: Bcoz it is Black & White

Laughter Bhai: Miss, Do you called to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, Why?
Laughter Bhai: Yesterday I saw in my mobile. "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is third time you are coming to court.
Laughter Bhai : You are coming daily, don't you have shame?

Question: "Should women have children after 35?"
Laughter Bhai: "No! 35 children are more than enough!"

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Laughter Bhai : Color of orange is orange, but color of apple is not apple

Laughter Bhai attending an interview in Software Company
Manager: Do you know MS Office
Laughter Bhai: If you give me the address, I will go there sir

Laughter Bhai got a sms from his girlfriend
"I MISS YOU"
Laughter Bhai replied
"I Mr you"!!

Laughter Bhai: Doctor! My son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Laughter Bhai: 3 Months ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Laughter Bhai: We were using duplicate key

Happy Living - Simple Tips For Drinking Water

Cure All Diseases By Drinking Water - Simple Rules

Water is an essential thing in a human life.  Humans can adjust or survive without clothes, can adjust or survive without house, but cannot adjust or survive without water in their day to day life.It is must for human body. It plays very important role for our body. It is very beneficial if we know and take it at right time. Most of the diseases are caused by water if we are not taking the water in a proper manner. There are certain simple rules if we follow then water works as a medicine for the body and we never fall ill.

Here we present five simple rules regarding drinking of water.

First rule:  Do not drink water just after taking food.

Reason:

After taking food a heat is generated in the stomach which is called stomach heat which is responsible for breakdown of food. This stomach heat remains for one and half hour. If one takes water immediately after taking meals, this heat gets subsided. So, if one drinks water after one and half hour after taking their meals, food will be digested well and it will be converted into juice.

                In the digestion process the food is first churned into paste during one and half hour after taking food. After that the paste is converted into juice and this juice formation is not possible without water. So, one should drink full water as much as they can after one and half hour.

Second rule:  Do not drink water in quaff. Rinse water in the mouth before taking it in.

Whenever you drink water do not take whole in one time i.e. drink water sip by sip. Take small amount of water in a sip as you can. Small the amount of water it will be more beneficial to you. Rinse water inside the mouth before taking in.

 Reason:

 When one drinks water in sips and rinse the water in mouth, then more saliva will go inside the stomach.  Our stomach needs more and more saliva because acid is formed in the stomach. If the acid is formed during the digestion process it is good for the digestion process. 

 But if the acid is formed before or after the meal that acid is harmful and must be diluted otherwise that acid will mix up with blood and create the problem of acidity. This acidity can cause heart attack, brain hemorrhage and can cause other serious problems. This little mistake can take the form of big loss.

So, whenever one drinks water, they should not take it in a quaff rather take it in smaller amounts by sipping and rinsing inside mouth before taking it inside.

Third rule: Do not drink water in straight utensils like glass rather take it in round shaped utensils.

Reason:

Utensils like glass which are linear in shape possess high surface tension. And water takes the property of the vessel or utensils in which we fill it. Comparatively the round shaped utensils have less surface area and so that have less surface tension.

 There are two intestines in our body; small and large intestine. These intestines have a membrane inside. All the waste material of our body is collected in this membrane. The water we drink is responsible to extract out the waste in the membrane.

 So, if we drink water of high surface tension our intestines will shrink and as a result water will not be able to wash out the waste inside the membrane.  As a result of which many diseases like piles, fistula and many other serious diseases can result.

Comparatively if we drink water in round shape utensils i.e. of low surface tension as a result our intestines will expand and will be opened and water we have taken will be able to easily remove the waste in the intestines.

Fourth rule: Do not drink cold water. Always drink mild water (not hot not cold).

Reason:

When we drink cold water it cools the organs inside the body. So, stomach needs more energy to heat these organs and blood is needed to heat up the cool organs. As a result heart will divert all more blood towards the stomach. So every time you drink cold water in a day the blood circulation will be diverted towards.  So there is a lack of blood in heat, brain and other parts of body and this can cause very serious problems. And second thing is that cold water has high surface tension while mild water has low surface tension.

Fifth rule: Never drink water while standing. Always drink water when you are in sitting state.

After following the above said rules the whole bio chemistry of your body will change. Try this for at least 6 months and see the difference. You will feel fresh, light and healthy. You can reduce extra fat by only following these simple rules and no physical exercise is needed to do so. All of the diseases will be cured.

These are very simple and every one can follow them easily. Follow these rules and feel the difference to have a healthy life and have a healthy living. A sound body will ensure that a sound mind exists and if a sound mind exists, one can have  a  happy living.