Jokes - Laughter for a Happy Life

All the jokes are just for fun, so that one can laugh heartily and get relieved from their stress, it is not intended on anyone or to hurt anyone. Laughter Bhai is just a fictional character, and not the name of any real person, used to create the jokes.

Laugh Heartily and merrily to relive your stress to lead a happy life.

Laughter Bhai : I think that girl is deaf...
Friend : How do you know?
Laughter Bhai : I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Laughter Bhai: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Laughter Bhai: Bcoz it is Black & White

Laughter Bhai: Miss, Do you called to my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, Why?
Laughter Bhai: Yesterday I saw in my mobile. "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is third time you are coming to court.
Laughter Bhai : You are coming daily, don't you have shame?

Question: "Should women have children after 35?"
Laughter Bhai: "No! 35 children are more than enough!"

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?
Laughter Bhai : Color of orange is orange, but color of apple is not apple

Laughter Bhai attending an interview in Software Company
Manager: Do you know MS Office
Laughter Bhai: If you give me the address, I will go there sir

Laughter Bhai got a sms from his girlfriend
"I MISS YOU"
Laughter Bhai replied
"I Mr you"!!

Laughter Bhai: Doctor! My son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Laughter Bhai: 3 Months ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Laughter Bhai: We were using duplicate key